For once and all I'd like to prove to my friends and co-workers tha I'm not derived from Neanderthal or even the Great Ape (at least not recently). Most importantly my wife is afraid we'll have some freak child without this proof.

Now I'm hearing stories of Basque may be related to Neanderthal and it's worrying me because of my subclade's close relation to Basque. If I could get a 37 or 67 marker test result of a Neanderthal male, it would calm my fears.

Anybody hear of Basajoun? Lord of the Woods. Who are are these people? Or do I need to just go to bed and not worry about men with long red hair and hairy bodies about the size of a Hobbit who build megalithic tombs?