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    Alright, so my favourite thing about being a dad is.. making my kids cry.. with laughter.. ok just groan at my jokes.

    But I need more.. so i'll share some here and hopefully you can help me out with some more. This is for clean jokes though.

    So one of my first (oldest) favourite bad jokes is:

    When is a door not a door?
    Spoiler:
    click to reveal


    And one that I heard recently:

    What would it be if a cat won a dog show?
    Spoiler:
    click to reveal


    Oh my sides...

    Anyway. ill post some more when I remember them. Please share if you've got any. Remember, dad jokes.. (so bad they're .. no they're just bad)

  • #2
    Originally posted by ngotham93nd View Post
    Spoiler:
    click to reveal
    Instead of the answer there is just this text that you can't actually click on.

    There is no "spoiler" option on these forums, but you could select the answers and make that text white using the A icon.

    For example this word is white. Then someone would just need to highlight it with their mouse to read it.

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    • #3
      I was wondering if that may be a spam post, but the links were never added.

      -Darren

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      • #4
        Ah, I hadn't even noticed the post was the poster's first. It is a spambot then. I just assumed they copy/pasted from a different site's forum that had the spoiler tags. How could I miss that? Seems so obvious now.

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        • #5
          And the answer to the second question is:

          Cat-ass-trophy ... which is what this thread is

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          • #6
            Alright ,,,,,so my favorite thing about being a dad is making my kids cry to with laughter so just groan at my jokes. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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            • #7
              Here's a funny one I heard from a YouTube video: "You need to focus on textbooks & skills, not Netflix and Chill"

              Kids these days.

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