Write Your Own FTDNA Excuse Message for 4/29/15
These delay messages change from time to time but he result is the same..that is, there is no result.
Here is my prediction of the next FTDNA Excuse Message:
"The Quality Assurance team is relatively certain that your sample is somewhere within the giant dumpster located in our lab. We are awaiting the re-emergence of the dumpster divers who embarked on their mission to find your sample sometime back in 2014.
Rest assured, we will send out replacement collection kits, if necessary, as soon as we find out where those are stockpiled as well.
Due to the upcoming summer vacation schedule at the lab, we cannot guarantee that tests that are actually being run, will actually be completed by Labor Day. So in closing, Merry Christmas and Have a Happy New Year!"
These delay messages change from time to time but he result is the same..that is, there is no result.
Here is my prediction of the next FTDNA Excuse Message:
"The Quality Assurance team is relatively certain that your sample is somewhere within the giant dumpster located in our lab. We are awaiting the re-emergence of the dumpster divers who embarked on their mission to find your sample sometime back in 2014.
Rest assured, we will send out replacement collection kits, if necessary, as soon as we find out where those are stockpiled as well.
Due to the upcoming summer vacation schedule at the lab, we cannot guarantee that tests that are actually being run, will actually be completed by Labor Day. So in closing, Merry Christmas and Have a Happy New Year!"
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